If your Dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two Mums.
— The Beards

Joel Tromburg

U.S.A.

Out of the womb with a full beard and an acoustic guitar in hand, Joel may have been born in Colorado but will be quick to pull the Canadian father card and leave Faulk as the lone yank when we get into a bind.

Would you classify Joel as “car guy”?  He can barely pump his own gas, but he has been in heaps of cars on several different continents and hasn’t been lost a day in his life, so I think that counts.

Although he will be of absolutely no help when, inevitably, our cars break down in the middle of nowhere, he speaks enough Spanish to get us out of a pinch, which will be loads of help in Eastern Europe and the Middle East… right..?