— Steve Irwin

Josh McDonnell


Strewth, this fair dinkum ocker lives by the mantra “She’ll be right mate!” With that attitude, what could possibly go wrong? Nothing a few Winnie Blue heaters, VB tins and Merikan’ dollars can’t make disappear here’s hoping!

Tasked with the responsibility of keeping the other Kooks from starving to death, the man has his work cut out for him. How many different meals can one man make using mostly Vegemite anyway?

Completely out of his depth, this Kook may just be the least prepared out of the lot, but with knackers the size of watermelons and a brain the size of an almond, he’s just going to wing it and hope for the best.